What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

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So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

No way

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

No, not a chance

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Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

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