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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:39

share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
No way
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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